White Trash Barbie

>Introducing White Trash Barbie She's larger and meaner than them other >prissy, >stuck-up, thank-thur-better'n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the >fantasy >of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend. > >> > Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with: >> > >> > -Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking >> > pleasure! >> > >> > -A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to >> > refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and >> > watching TV. >> > >> > -Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants *, halter >> > top and sandals.(* Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs >> > may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.) >> > >> > -Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on >> > Barbie's back and she's pregnant...again! >> > >> > -Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say >> > 11 phrases including "I tol' jew gd#@! kids to >> > git the hell outa my yard!", "Git me anuther >> > beer, baybee.", "Whur's my f#!@ cigarettes?", and >> > more. >> > >> > Also Available: >> > >> > -Barbie double-wide dream trailer. Mobile home >> > fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, >> > and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus also >> > included. Disassembles for use with the Tornado >> > Action Playset.(Sold separately) >> > >> > -Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'- >> > match colors and smokin'chokin'exhaust *. Coat >> > hanger radio antenna. Holds two White Trash >> > Barbies or fifteen MexMigrant Barbies ( Sold >> > separately). (* smoke non-toxic unless breathed.) >> > >> > -Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg action >> > and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD >> > 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is >> > pulled. >> > >> > -Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding >> > waist *. Molded to recliner. With TV remote, >> > beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman." and "Git me a >> > beer." (* Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.) >> > > >